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"F" Word
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
Language today is the word "F***".
It is one of the magical words, which
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.
In language,"F***" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb,
both transitive (John F***ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was F***ed by John).
It can be an active verb (John really gives a F***) or a passive verb
(Mary really doesn't give a F***) or an adverb (Mary is #$%$ interested in
John) and as a noun (Mary is a terrific F***). It can be used as an
adjective (Mary is #$%$ beautiful).
As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "F***".
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings.........."How the f are you"
Fraud................"I got f'ed by the car dealer"
Dismay.............."Oh f it"
Trouble............."Well, I guess I'm f'ed now"
Aggression........"F Me"
Disgust............."F You!"
Confusion........."What the f...?"
Difficulty..........."I don't understand this f'ing business"
Despair............."F'ed again"
Incompetence...."He f'ed up everything"
Displeasure......."What the f is going on here?"
Lost................."Where the f are we?"
Disbelief..........."Unf'ing believable!"
Retaliation........"Up your f'ing #$%$!"
Denial.............."I didn't f'ing do it."
Perplexity........."I don't know f about it."
Apathy............."Who gives a f anyway?"
Resignation......"Oh f it."
Derision..........."He f's up everything."
Suspicion........."Who the f are you?"
Panic..............."Lets get the f out of here."
Directions........."F off."
Disbelief..........."How the f did you do that?"
It can be used in anatomical description..."He's a f'ing #$%$hole!"
It can be used to tell time......................."It's Five f'ing Thirty!"
It can be used in business......................"How did I wind up with this f'ing job?"
It can be used maternal..........................as in "Motherfer"
It can be political.................................."F Bill Clinton"
________
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
Language today is the word "F***".
It is one of the magical words, which
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.
In language,"F***" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb,
both transitive (John F***ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was F***ed by John).
It can be an active verb (John really gives a F***) or a passive verb
(Mary really doesn't give a F***) or an adverb (Mary is #$%$ interested in
John) and as a noun (Mary is a terrific F***). It can be used as an
adjective (Mary is #$%$ beautiful).
As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "F***".
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings.........."How the f are you"
Fraud................"I got f'ed by the car dealer"
Dismay.............."Oh f it"
Trouble............."Well, I guess I'm f'ed now"
Aggression........"F Me"
Disgust............."F You!"
Confusion........."What the f...?"
Difficulty..........."I don't understand this f'ing business"
Despair............."F'ed again"
Incompetence...."He f'ed up everything"
Displeasure......."What the f is going on here?"
Lost................."Where the f are we?"
Disbelief..........."Unf'ing believable!"
Retaliation........"Up your f'ing #$%$!"
Denial.............."I didn't f'ing do it."
Perplexity........."I don't know f about it."
Apathy............."Who gives a f anyway?"
Resignation......"Oh f it."
Derision..........."He f's up everything."
Suspicion........."Who the f are you?"
Panic..............."Lets get the f out of here."
Directions........."F off."
Disbelief..........."How the f did you do that?"
It can be used in anatomical description..."He's a f'ing #$%$hole!"
It can be used to tell time......................."It's Five f'ing Thirty!"
It can be used in business......................"How did I wind up with this f'ing job?"
It can be used maternal..........................as in "Motherfer"
It can be political.................................."F Bill Clinton"
